I thought I was probably finished with the "Lessons" segment, apparently I forgot a couple.
8. Don't be fooled. Don't be fooled when you see your 7 week old nephew barf all down his mother's shirt. He has plenty left for you too. I was slightly amused when my new nephew Taylor, barfed all over my sister today. I took him for her a little while later, being careful to drape the burp cloth over my shoulder. My nephew promptly turned his head the other way and barfed down my shirt. Right between the boobs.
9. When your nine year old daughter has a feud with her best friend, your better off to not get too concerned and let them work it out themselves. After about a four week feud, Keri's friend called her yesterday and Keri told her that she didn't want to fight anymore and that she wanted to be friends again. Voila! The feud is over. Keri has been over there ever since. She even spent the night last night.
I think that about covers it for today.