1. | Don't change horses | until they stop running. |
2. | Strike while the | bug is close. |
3. | It's always darkest before | Daylight Saving Time. |
4. | Never underestimate the power of | termites. |
5. | You can lead a horse to water but | How? |
6. | Don't bite the hand that | looks dirty. |
7. | No news is | impossible |
8. | A miss is as good as a | Mr. |
9. | You can't teach an old dog new | Math |
10. | If you lie down with dogs, you'll | stink in the morning. |
11. | Love all, trust | Me. |
12. | The pen is mightier than the | pigs. |
13. | An idle mind is | the best way to relax. |
14. | Where there's smoke there's | pollution. |
15. | Happy the bride who | gets all the presents. |
16. | A penny saved is | not much. |
17. | Two's company, three's | the Musketeers. |
18. | Don't put off till tomorrow what | you put on to go to bed. |
19. | Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and | You have to blow your nose. |
20. | There are none so blind as | Stevie Wonder. |
21. | Children should be seen and not | spanked or grounded. |
22. | If at first you don't succeed | get new batteries. |
23. | You get out of something only what you | See in the picture on the box |
24. | When the blind lead the blind | get out of the way. |
25. | A bird in the hand | is going to poop on you. |
2 comments:
I like those! Especially the last one.
I thought they were pretty funny too!
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