1. Why does The DQ think that we are a pack of wild pigs?
2. Why can't I ever make myself do my homework until the night before it's due?
3. Why does my sister think that you can tell the sex of a baby if you hold a ring tied to a piece of thread over a pregnant belly?
4. Is this belief known as ringtology?
5. Why can't I ever find the following items? Toenail clippers, fingernail clippers, or anything that even closely resembles a tool. (screwdrivers, etc.)
6. Why do I have to punish The DQ to get her to clean her room?
7. Why do I have nightmares about rats trying to get me after a visit from Mr. Jingles the mouse?( See previous blog titled A Visitor)
8. Has anyone seen my keys?
9. Why were my children given special powers that allow them to know anytime I have ANY extra money and this is the time to ask for something?
10. Why is it illegal in Alabama to drive blindfolded? ( I really don't see the problem)
If you have answers to any of the aforementioned questions, please feel to let me know.